Bill Nye The Science Guy is going to be on Dancing With The Stars.
what a time to be alive.
so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”
eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.
so my brother only has one eye and one time in art class the teacher said “draw your neighbors eye” so he took his fake eye out and sat it on the girls desk that was sitting next to him and she screamed and started crying
Your brother is golden
‘arent you hot in that’
ya i feel like beyonce????
‘so do you keep that on while having sex?’
only when its with ur dad???
‘ur arabian right? arabic? idk same thing lol’
r u george bush